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Psych Evaluation
Form 892-B • Department of Mental Anomalies
Classified
Patient ID:UNKNOWN-001
Date:11/23/2025
Primary Diagnosis:Advanced-Stage Mirror-Selfie Zenith
Exhibit A: Subject
Exhibit B: Mental Projection
Clinical Observations
Patient is experiencing peak self-reflection with a side of cozy contemplation.
Severity Assessment
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Current Status:MILD
Identified Symptoms
- Compulsive inclination towards optimal lighting for self-portraits.
- A peculiar fondness for patterned wall coverings that may or may not be ancient scripts.
- Exhibiting 'Chill-Mode Contortion' to fit entire fabulous self into frame.
- Presence of a mysterious glowing red object, possibly a comfort item or an alien mind-control device (further research pending).
- An undeniable aura of 'I woke up like this, but also I put a little effort into this' energy.
Behavioral Anomalies
Expert-level mirror framing.Possesses an uncanny ability to find comfort in any setting.Radiates 'approachable mystic' vibes.
Prescription
Two doses of spontaneous dance parties, daily affirmations that 'my reflection loves me,' and mandatory cuddles with all available pets. Also, investigate the red glowing object – could be a mood lamp, could be a portal.
Therapy Protocol
Mirror Gazing & Affirmation Therapy (MGAT), followed by a session of 'What's that Red Thing' exploratory play.
Authorized By: Dr. [REDACTED]Confidentiality Level: MAX