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Psych Evaluation
Form 892-B • Department of Mental Anomalies
Classified
Patient ID:UNKNOWN-001
Date:11/23/2025
Primary Diagnosis:Advanced-Stage 'Just Got A Good Hair Day' Euphoria
Exhibit A: Subject
Exhibit B: Mental Projection
Clinical Observations
Patient presents with infectious glee, likely triggered by a particularly excellent hair and makeup alignment.
Severity Assessment
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Current Status:MILD
Identified Symptoms
- Spontaneous, uncontrollable smiling at inanimate objects (especially reflective ones)
- A pervasive sense of 'I'm rocking this!' radiating into the immediate vicinity
- Potential for sudden bursts of song, likely power ballads from the 80s or 90s
- An inexplicable urge to take approximately 7,000 selfies from various angles
- Temporary blindness to minor inconveniences (e.g., traffic, spilled coffee, existential dread)
Behavioral Anomalies
Possesses an inner sparkle that could power a small cityLikely has a secret stash of emergency bobby pinsHas mastered the art of looking effortlessly chic, even when just rolling out of bed (probably)
Prescription
Maintain optimal hair-to-outfit synergy; administer 1-2 positive affirmations hourly (can be self-administered in a mirror); encourage public displays of happiness (e.g., dancing in grocery aisles).
Therapy Protocol
Selfie-Validation Therapy: Daily sessions involving documentation of good hair days. Group therapy optional, but highly encouraged for sharing tips and tricks.
Authorized By: Dr. [REDACTED]Confidentiality Level: MAX